ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

rispostesenzadomanda:

Seasonal greetings from your cat

ultrannoying:

no one knows how i really feel

ultrannoying:

no one knows how i really feel

kathysbrotherssister:

people keep mistaking my john’s for janes so here’s an actual jane wearing a dress
(the reference i used!)

kathysbrotherssister:

people keep mistaking my john’s for janes so here’s an actual jane wearing a dress

(the reference i used!)

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

mcry:

there was a monarch butterfly outside with a torn wing and i thought it was dead so i went to pick it up off the ground with a flower but it began to hurriedly clutch onto it trying to drink something. it was totally trembling; it had a gash on it’s body and i knew it was dying but i couldn’t bring myself to kill it, so i googled a monarch’s favourite food and it ended up being mandarins. he literally devoured as much as he could before dying and i buried him outside my window.

You’re a good person

kawaiiasspizza:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

and what the fuck do you mean by that

dorkyhanji:

dorkyhanji:

if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:

"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."

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sorry I haven’t been on, its been hectic uwu

embryhallowed:

castielscheesecake:

ay-dougie:

voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”

"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"

IT GOT BETTER